Thank you for crossing the threshold.
Let’s have a quick conversation—

who is offempire?

We are specialists

generalists!

interesting…

why generalists?

We agree with Frank Herbert when he said:

We do not believe in the specialist’s big “I”—we believe in a little "i”—no ego = no illusions.

We’re all about using a varied skillset to maximize the best ideas.

Whole solutions for whole people.

Okay cool—

then…what do you actually do?

We’re solution engineers. We’re facilitators. We’re strategists. We’re fixers. In short—

It doesn’t matter what you need we’re up for the challenge of uncovering what is underutilized and maximizing its effectiveness!

::like using “its/it’s” properly::

wow!

how do you do all that?

First, we audit—what are your incentives/dependencies?

Then, we analyze—what can we leverage/maximize?

Lastly, we sprint—apply our skills to your venture as quickly/effectively as possible.

sounds great!

…and sounds expensive…?

::Yes! It’ll cost you tens of thousands, maybe even millions! MUAHAHAHA!::

Let’s ask a different question—

When you’re not working in your lane of genius—

In sincerity, we don’t take on initiatives we’re not in alignment with—this helps us avoid burnout, and keeps our mission more than money.

Making our work together a contribution to each other—not a mere transaction.

Cool—makes sense!

What do you charge for?

We charge for our hours

expertise

This gives us a flexible and modular framework for providing each client with individualized options of offerings, schedules, and payments.

  • We do not charge extra for nights and weekends.

  • We accept card, cash, and crypto.

  • We’re open to trades, stock, and royalties.

  • Got another idea? Talk to us—we’d love to hear it!

that’s reasonable!

Thank you, we think so too—and so do our clients!

Take a look at a small sampling of our work together!

:D

I’m in!

what now?

Drop us a line!

::and congratulate yourself for reading all that!::